In a surprising turn of events, Republicans admit that Barack
Obama is actually a pretty good president.
Coming off of a blistering defeat during the debt limit and
government shutdown battle, House Republicans were hunting for payback. Unfortunately, they weren't able
to find anything significant, like evidence that the President, under false
pretenses, knowingly plunged the country into the longest and most expensive
war the country’s history. They couldn't
even find anything titillating, like the President [really, really] enjoying
the company of an intern in the Oval Office.
The Republicans had to settle on … wait for it … wait for it … a website
that didn't work properly when it was
first released.
When a broken webpage is the worst thing that you can find
against your mortal enemy, a man who runs over puppy dogs for fun (sorry, wrong
person, that was Dick Cheney), then it’s a pretty strong endorsement of that
person. So, you see, the Republicans
have finally admitted that Barack Obama is a pretty good president.
